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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 20

Alan and Charlie in “Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro”

Charlie [to Mandi]: When Alan was eight, I convinced him he only had two weeks to live. But I suppose that tells you more about me than him.

Alan

Yeah, good times. But back to recent events--

Charlie

Ooh, ooh! Remember when I told you the cat litter box was filled with almond roca? He ate four of them. [Mandi laughs]

Alan

Are we done visiting Charlie Harper's Museum of Sibling Cruelty?

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