Alan [to God after finding out that Kandi has set her father up on a date with Judith]: I watch one donkey sex show, and you make me pay for it the rest of my life!
Alan [to God after finding out that Kandi has set her father up on a date with Judith] : I watch one donkey sex show, and you make me pay for it the rest of my life!
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