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S3 E19

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 19

Kandi and Judith in “Golly Moses, She's A Muffin”

[Judith and Kandi enter Charlie's house drunk at 3:00am]

Kandi

Shhh! We don't want to wake up Mr. Alan Hitler!

Judith

No, no, Osama bin Alan.

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