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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 19

Kandi and Alan in “Golly Moses, She's A Muffin”

Kandi

I don't even know who you are anymore!

Alan

Oh, do you wanna know who I am? I'm the idiot who's paying you ten dollars an hour to miss phone calls, nap in the bathroom, and use my X-ray machine on Mexican food!

Kandi

Well, I wanted to know what's inside a chimichanga!

Alan

If you didn't know what was in it, why'd you order it?!

Kandi

'Cause it's fun to say "chimichanga"!

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