Kandi
I don't even know who you are anymore!
Alan
Oh, do you wanna know who I am? I'm the idiot who's paying you ten dollars an hour to miss phone calls, nap in the bathroom, and use my X-ray machine on Mexican food!
Kandi
Well, I wanted to know what's inside a chimichanga!
Alan
If you didn't know what was in it, why'd you order it?!
Kandi
'Cause it's fun to say "chimichanga"!
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