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S3 E17

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 17

Charlie in “The Unfortunate Little Schnauser”

CharlieCharlie Sheen

Rose, think about it. Where are you gonna find a guy who loves you as much as Gordon? And Gordon, where are you gonna find a girl... period?

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