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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 16

Alan and Charlie in “Ergo, The Booty Call”

[Alan and Kandi arrive late to Jake's birthday party. Everyone stares at them upon coming in]

Alan

Sorry we're late, but... I was having sex with this gorgeous twenty-two-year-old woman!

Charlie

Wait, wait-wait-wait-wait... [grabs a camcorder] OK, come in and say that again!

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