Charlie
Hey, here's a fun fact. You're sleeping with a girl who was born when you were in junior high, and yet there's a good chance she lost her virginity before you did.
[Alan scoffs, shakes his head, and then starts to do the math in his head]
Charlie
And here's another fun fact. I'll bet she's had sex with more girls than you too.
Alan
[scoffs again, and again does the math and smiles] That is a fun fact!
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