Charlie and Alan in “Santa's Village of the Damned”

You lucky dog!

What? I'm not going in there, she's nuts!

Yeah, so? Sex with crazy chicks is great! Just make sure you pick positions where you can see what her hands are doing.

No, no, that would be taking advantage of a... a mentally unbalanced person.

Oh, Alan, that boat has sailed! May as well hop on board for a farewell cruise!