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S3 E11

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 11

Charlie in “Santa's Village of the Damned”

CharlieCharlie Sheen

Alan [referring to his new girlfriend Sandy]: Huh? Huh? Beauty, sex, cooking, laundry?

Marriage, boredom, alimony, death?

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