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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 10

Alan and Charlie in “Something Salted and Twisted”

Alan

Why can't my mother appreciate me? All I wanted was one sincere "attaboy". Is that too much to ask?

[in the bathroom, Alan is vomiting in the toilet]

Charlie

Attaboy!

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