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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 10

Jake and Alan in “Something Salted and Twisted”

[Alan is drunk]

Jake

Boy, you're really plowed, aren't you?

Alan

No, your daddy doesn't get "plowed". He just gets a little "bzzz". Bzzz.

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