Look, if you knew me at all and shut me down, it would be one thing, but to be dismissed on a simple "hello", well, that's a tough pill to swallow.
Would you rather I give it to you in a suppository?
Well, to be perfectly honest...
Good-bye. [leaves]
Hey, hey, did you hear that?
What?
It's a... it's a fat lady, and she's... singing.
You'd give up right now, wouldn't you?
Charlie, Elvis has left the building! I mean, giving up is a little moot at this point.
Yeah, well, that kind of attitude is why you sleep alone with a copy of Monster Boobs magazine under your pillow.
Stay out of my room.
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