Harvey's mother
Harvey, how many times have I told you not to leave an estate without telling me?
Harvey
Aw, mom...
Harvey's mother
Get in the car, we're going home.
Harvey
But mom, we're getting married!
Harvey's mother
To this trash? I don't think so.
Everlyn
Excuse me?
Charlie
Roll with it, Mom.
Harvey's mother
I'm counting to three, Harvey. One... Two...
Harvey
I'm going. I'm going.
Everlyn
Keep the robe.
Harvey
Thanks. I'm not wearing pants.
Harvey's mother
Harvey, do I have to put you on my knees?
Harvey
I'm going. I'm going.
Harvey's mother
He's really a good boy, but these things happen when you marry a first cousin.
Charlie
I'd say they're lucky to have opposable thumbs.
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