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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 7

Harvey's mother, Harvey and others in “Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop”

Harvey's mother

Harvey, how many times have I told you not to leave an estate without telling me?

Harvey

Aw, mom...

Harvey's mother

Get in the car, we're going home.

Harvey

But mom, we're getting married!

Harvey's mother

To this trash? I don't think so.

Everlyn

Excuse me?

Charlie

Roll with it, Mom.

Harvey's mother

I'm counting to three, Harvey. One... Two...

Harvey

I'm going. I'm going.

Everlyn

Keep the robe.

Harvey

Thanks. I'm not wearing pants.

Harvey's mother

Harvey, do I have to put you on my knees?

Harvey

I'm going. I'm going.

Harvey's mother

He's really a good boy, but these things happen when you marry a first cousin.

Charlie

I'd say they're lucky to have opposable thumbs.

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