Alan
Do you have any idea what Isabella is really into?
Charlie
So she's a little kinky!
Alan
No, no, no. "Kinky" is a feather duster up your butt. I think this woman tried to put a curse on me.
Charlie
Oh, please, who of us hasn't done that? To know you is to curse you.
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