Berta and Alan in “Hi, Mr. Horned One”

[seeing Alan's swollen eye] Great googooly moogoolies! What the hell happened to you?

I'm not sure..

Looks like you got bitten in the face by one of them Ebola monkeys.

I don't think so, Berta.

I mean, you were not exactly eye candy going in but... now. Woof! You could scare the flies off a manure truck!