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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 4

Alan and Charlie in “Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs”

Alan

Incredible! I've been living here for two years, and you still consider me a houseguest.

Charlie

No, my houseguests bring a bottle of wine and have sex with me.

Alan

Oh, I'm sorry, I'll go get some Chardonnay and assume the position.

Charlie

Hey, don't be letting your mouth write checks your ass can't cash.

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