Alan: Incredible! I've been living here for two years, and you still consider me a houseguest.
Charlie: No, my houseguests bring a bottle of wine and have sex with me.
Alan: Oh, I'm sorry, I'll go get some Chardonnay and assume the position.
Charlie: Hey, don't be letting your mouth write checks your ass can't cash.
Charlie: No, my houseguests bring a bottle of wine and have sex with me.
Alan: Oh, I'm sorry, I'll go get some Chardonnay and assume the position.
Charlie: Hey, don't be letting your mouth write checks your ass can't cash.
Alan : Incredible! I've been living here for two years, and you still consider me a houseguest.
Charlie : No, my houseguests bring a bottle of wine and have sex with me.
Alan : Oh, I'm sorry, I'll go get some Chardonnay and assume the position.
Charlie : Hey, don't be letting your mouth write checks your ass can't cash.
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