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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 4

Berta and Alan in “Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs”

Berta

Do you mind if I take your room?

Alan

My room? Gee, I, I--

Berta

Trust me, you want me to have a room with a private crapper.

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