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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 22

Charlie in “That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother”

CharlieCharlie Sheen

[on the phone with Alan who is trying to ditch his drunk blind date]: Viagra and a bad ticker. Mom loses more boyfriends that way.

Alan, Alan, calm down, calm down! Listen to me. Here's what you do. Take her to a crowded club, pin a warning note on her back as a courtesy to the next guy, and run like hell!

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