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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 20

Charlie and Alan in “I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey”

Charlie

Alan, you're like an Alzheimer's victim in a whorehouse.

Alan

Excuse me?

Charlie

You're constantly surprised that you've been screwed... and you don't want to pay for it!

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