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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 20

Alan and Charlie in “I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey”

Alan

[Having an argument with Charlie] No no, Charlie, you see, to know what goes on inside my head, you would have to be familiar with the world that exists, beyond the tip of your penis.

Charlie

Don't talk about my penis, you have not earned the right.

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