Berta [reading a list that Alan left on the kitchen table]: "Pro: No alimony. Con: No sex. Pro: See Jake all the time. Con: See Judith all the time."
Alan
What are you doing? Give me that!
Berta
I'm sorry, it was just laying there.
Alan
That's private.
Berta
OK! [pause] I've got another "pro" for you.
Alan
Yeah, what's that?
Berta
If you hook back up with Olive Oyl, I won't have to scrub your toilet anymore.
Alan [writing]: "Pro: No more Berta."
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