Charlie and Alan in “Last Chance to See Those Tattoos”

OK, I've had enough of this. How do I delete this whole thing?

You can't delete a website. The only person who can delete it is the person who created it.

Well, how do I find out who created it?

Now, let's see, huh? [does a WHOIS search] OK, uh... OK, the domain is the property of a company in the Cayman Islands called... [chuckling]: Charlie Harper Sucks, Ltd.

That's no help.

Hey, you can buy T-shirts and coffee mugs! "Add to cart"...