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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 4

Jake and Charlie in “Go Get Mommy's Bra”

Jake

I'm gonna live here with you and Dad from now on.

Charlie

Wanna bet?

Jake

Why not?

Charlie

Two reasons: your mother loves you and life is cruel. Wait, that may just be one reason.

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