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S1 E21

Two and a Half Men · Season 1, Episode 21

Charlie and Alan in “No Sniffing, No Wowing”

Charlie

Hey, that was quick.

Alan

Yeah. Like every other time Judith screwed me.

Charlie

What happened?

Alan

What happened? I'll tell you what happened. My settlement conference turned into a drive-by colonoscopy.

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