Alan and Charlie in “An Old Flame With a New Wick”

What's this?

A picture of Jill. Look at it, will you?

The woman who dumped you?

She didn't dump me, will you get over that?!

All right, why are we looking at Jill?

Just look at it!

All right, she's cute. Very tall, broad shoulders-- HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

Welcome to The Matrix.

So-so-so Jill is-is-is--?

Yep.

And-and-and you and-and Jill used to--?

Every chance we got

Now mom is--?

At this very moment.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!