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Two and a Half Men · Season 1, Episode 18

Charlie in “An Old Flame With a New Wick”

CharlieCharlie Sheen

If I had a nickel for every time a girl dumped me, disappeared for five years, and came back as a guy, I'd have a nickel!

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