Charlie and Jake in “Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats”

[Filling out Jake's hospital form] Last name: Harper. First Name: Jake...ob?

Yeah.

Jacob. Middle name...

Don't you know?

Of course I know. I wanna see if you know,you hit your head dude.

David.

I knew that. Jacob David, wow, they really went old testament on you didn't they. Allergies?

What? I dunno.

Do you eat something that makes you sick?

I ate a worm once.

No allergies. Have you ever had the following? Measles?

I dunno.

Mumps?

I dunno.

Chicken pox?

Is that the one with the spots?

Yeah.

I dunno.

Family History? Well your grandmother's always been a pain in the ass.