Charlie
Who gets him [Jake] in that [worst-case] scenario thing?
Alan
Cousin Jerry and his wife Fay.
Charlie
Jerry and Fay? Why Jerry and Fay?
Alan
Well, they-- they've a good marriage, three kids, lots of dogs, a big backyard, and they live in a great school district.
Charlie
Yeah, but I'm your brother!
Alan
Charlie, it's--
Charlie
And I live right here! You wouldn't have to ship him off to... Cornhole, Kansas!
Alan
Coventry, Rhode Island.
Charlie
Who am I thinking of that lives in Kansas?
Alan
I don't know, Dorothy and Toto?
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