I say, what's this all about? Star Fleet and Z Fleet together? Whatever next?
Ten Cents' barge's the only ones gone…
Yeah, bet he knows what it’s about!
Him stealing barges. That’s what!
Cut that out about Ten Cents!
Zug Well we didn't mean anything by…
Just careful what you say!
I said silence! Captain Zero and me have had a meeting. Missing barges is serious, we’re going to get to the bottom of it, understand? Captain Zero…
I know of a scheme to catch this Pirate…
Ha! I expect he knows several .
Aye, Set a crook to catch a crook!
What are you suggesting ?!?
Quiet! We've decided to Set a trap.
Certain Barges are being rigged with flares that will Trigger off if the barge is even touched ! Never mind Stolen .
PT Pirate Tug #1
[Switching their green lights on] You've done very well, so far, patchy, but we figure you still owe us.
You're going back on your word?! You said that was the last barge!
[Upon sneaking in] (Whispering) The thief!
PT Pirate Tug #2
Changed our mind, see. It's one more barge. Get it tonight or it's goodbye to him [Referring to Sea Rogue's Uncle]. Davy Jones's locker on the seabed!
(Still Whispering) Who's he…? The missing barges!
PT Pirate Tug #2
What's that?!
[Heard in VHS version, but clearer & louder in T.V. version] (Whispering even quieter) Looks like a problem.
PT Pirate Tug #2
You hear anything?
PT Pirate Tug #2
Right… Do as we say, or else!
PT Pirate Tug #2
One more, I said. Tonight !
SR Sea Rogue's Uncle
Don't do it!
I've got to ! Haven't I? You promise tonight will be the last?
PT Pirate Tug #1
Deliver, or he sinks! [Both pirates switch their green lights off]
Dash good idea, this. Barge in Place, Flare set to go off. Now I thought we were going to be in pairs … [he hears another tug approaching, looks round, & sees who his partner is] Oh no, Not Warrior?!
This is our post, Top Hat- [he inadvertently Bumps into a Bell Buoy as he pulls up] Oops?!? Sorry little fella!
Of all the tugs, I get the clumsiest!
It'll be great if you and I catch 'em.
How thrilling. How absolutely thrilling . Now pay attention, Warrior; This is a wartime situation. I’ll muster up my cunning, my sense of tactical advantage. Now, back up!
What’s that then? Tactical?
Em. It means thinking strategically!
What's that then? Strategical… Er- Um. What you said.
Ugh, Tactical , you dummy!
Oh, give me strength. Positions, Warrior! AT THE DOUBLE!
This is a nice, tactical spot. Quite strategical- Quite good, eh?
Tied off my end. Right, Zip; I'll stay back here out of sight. You keep a lookout up front.
Why do I have to be up front? It's scary, I feel vulnerable! You come here, I'll come there, eh?
Oh no! You'll be much worse off here! Better there, believe me!
Is it… really bad over there?
Honestly, Zip? Would I lie to you, now would I?
(starts shaking) Oh no! Please-Mr.-Pirate! I-don't-mean-no-harm! I.-UH.-I. UM.
No-no-no, Zug, it's me! Zip!
Stupid! Captain Zero said we're not to move. You nearly scared me!
If that's only nearly, I'd hate to see you really scared.
I only wanted to see if it is better back there.
Well it isn't . Stay there and shut up!
PB Philbert the Bell Buoy
Hello boys, how are ya- [A tarpaulin gets chucked on top of him] -uuoorgh!?
Cor, it's too spooky for my liking.
I wish I was back working up river…
(Ten Cents shushes)
Eh?
Be Quiet! Yeah, I think I hear something.
I'm not gonna make it. Nothing in sight! The tug fleets have rumbled me…
You're cornered, you can't escape!
Well done, Ten Cents! He's the Pirate, alright!
No, I'm not a real Pirate!
Grampus told us everything.
He saw you and those two green-eyed things!
Did you see the Old Man there, too?
We must save him. He's my Uncle! They're holding him to ransom, to make me steal barges. Even if I get one more, they might still sink him.
Well, Help us to help you. And we'll sink them.
Yeah, anything you say. [He hears more tugs coming] Who's that?!
Zip and Zug? They're stupid enough to go in the warehouse.
They'll get no quarter if they do.
That gives me an idea. Grampus, go to the warehouse entrance. If the villains leave the shed, save the Old Man. Now let's see what's going on….
Hey, Top Hat, something's going on over there. I'll take a look.
Warrior. Warrior. Watch that…
(but it's too late as Warrior bumps into the barge and the flare triggers off.)
Flare! You bright spark, Warrior!
Ah, that's what I call a good night's work! You're heading up-river, Sea Rogue?
Ah, that's all right. The least I could do.
Right then, we'd better move. Pirates are not welcome here.
Nonsense, you're no pirate!
Thank you all for your help.
SR Sea Rogue's Uncle
Yes, thanks for everything.
Come on, old man, let's get you home.
SR Sea Rogue's Uncle
Oh, that'll be nice…
(Noticeably sarcastically) Cor, Well, I dunno what we'd have done without your help.
Well… somebody had to flush them out, so, uh… we did.
We never really thought you stole the barges.
Oh no? Could've fooled me.
Weren't you just a little bit scared?
No… Nothing scares us, does it Zip? [he begins reversing, but Zip suddenly realises what's behind them]
Forward, Zug! Forward! The BARGE!!! [Zug hits the rigged barge, causing the flares to go off. The two tugs are startled and run off screaming]
Heh, They move pretty fast when they're not scared, eh?
They certainly do! ""[The Star Switchers both laugh] ""
Ah, well, that's it, Lillie. Now you can show us the way home.
What would we do without you, eh?
Nice to be appreciated, boys. You'll be in the Regatta parade I suppose. I never see any of it from out here.
Pity, that…. We'll stick a light and foghorn on Sunshine and anchor him 'ere, so you can.
Hey, do you mind? I'm in the parade too , you know!
(sad) Mayday! Grampus, mayday!
What the? Lillie, you're…you're…!
I'm sinking, Grampus, sinking! Please help me, please!
Nasty hole, Lillie! Right on your Water Line!
There's an emergency! Lillie Lightship is sinking!
CG Coast Guard's Messenger
The Captain is correct! She is sinking! The Zeros can't help, so adjust yourselves to the problem, and get organised, okay?!
That's it. You'll have to forget the festivities for a while.
I say, this is an outrage!
This is an emergency job!
Now, listen carefully. I'm gonna lift Lillie a bit. Ten Cents, attach a line to Grampus, and on command, pull him out!
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