— Ratchet, discovering what we've known all along.
S2Garbage In, Garbage Out
S2Velocity
I've been after them for weeks. They're part of an underground racing circuit.
You mean they race in tunnels?
Underground as in illegal. As in they race in the streets and don't care who gets hurt.
That's not what Sari told me.
What purpose does this street race serve?
Eh, what else? They get a couple a' million pay-per-view customers for their pirate broadcasts, then it's "cha-ching cha-ching", big bucks.
—Captain Fanzone introduces the Autobots to the seedy world of underground racing.
Lighten up, Bulkhead. We're supposed to be the fun bots, remember?
Yeah, but we still gotta set a good example. She looks up to us.
Hello, she looks up to everybody.
HEY!
—Bumblebee should be more sensitive about size issues.
—Captain Fanzone manages to see the down side of being saved before Blitzwing destroyed his car.
—Captain Fanzone gets zinged by Sari.
BBlitzwing (Hothead)
Why can't I control myself?!
BBlitzwing (Random)
Not zat I ever could! AHAHAHA!
—Blitzwing while under the remote's influence.
—Random Blitzwing
—Lessons in life from Captain Fanzone
Never give up!
Never surrender!
NEVER MIND!!
—Blitzwing and the mysterious racer play a game of Chicken.
S2Rise of the Constructicons
Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing, shovel-head!
Who you calling "shovel-head", cement-breath?!
My name ain't "cement-breath", okay? It's...it's...uh...
Your little name tag says "Mixmaster".
Nah, that's too long. Just call me "Mix".
All right, you got it, Mix. And you can call me...
...Scrap.
All right, that's too short. How 'bout "Scrapper"?
I like it.
So, uh, what do we do now?
Duh, we, like, build things. Alright?
Uh, Mix? You're buildin' things out of yourself.
Yo, Scrapper! You're doing it too!
Uh, we couldn't do that before, right?.
What, talk, think, move by ourselves? I don't think so. We couldn't do any of that stuff before.".
Do you think that this is happening for, like, a reason?
Uh, yeah.
Whoa! Check out the chassis on that one, huh?
And those tight little tailpipes! Yo, baby, over here!
Yeah, I like it when they play hard to get.
—Mixmaster discovers that Megatron's an oil connoisseur/ oil alcoholic.
But...I thought we were friends.
We are friends, Bulky, that's why we ain't gonna hurt you, okay? Long as you hand over whatever bits you got of the...th-...what did he call it again?
Uh, SparkAll? AllSpark, AllSpark.
Over my offline body!
Aghh—you know what? I have had enough of this dipstick-in-the-mud!
Hey! He's our dipstick!
And nobody pushes him around!
—The Autobots defend the honor of their Prime...and fail miserably.
S2A Fistful of Energon
Prowl, any sign of the Dinobots?
Negative, Ratchet. I'm starting to think those reports of rampages were nothing but exaggeration.
We're not taking any chance, Prowl. That's why I had Ratchet lend you his EMP generator and those stasis cuffs.
Still, I hardly think they're necessary. The Dinobots are territorial, but if left alone, they're perfectly happy.
He doesn't look too happy to me!
—The Autobots are Dinobot hunting...and things are not going well.
—Grimlock after Bulkhead removes the spike, but before he passes out.
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