[At the supermarket, the boys are wearing pantyhose masks, armed with various guns, robbing the store. The employees put their hands up.]
Everybody down!
This is a robbery!
Everyone keep calm! We don't want your money and we don't want to hurt anybody! We just want some food! Stop fuckin' around! Get in position!
[Trevor pumps his shotgun, Bubbles and Julian are stealing a bunch of hotdogs, and Cory and Trevor are stealing chip bags and bananas]
This is gonna be the best wedding ever, dude.
Holy shit. So cool.
What the fuck do you have so many bananas for, dude?
[Cut back to Julian and Bubbles stealing hotdogs, then to Cory and Trevor]
Fuck with the corkscrews and shit, man.
Fuck. Why are you always telling me what to do?
There are fuckin' bananas in the cart, dude. We don't want bananas at the wedding. No one eats bananas at the wedding.
[Meanwhile, Ricky wanders into the store to buy cigarettes and goes to the checkout line, where the cashier has their hands raised. Ricky doesn't seem to notice.]
Lose some smokes.
Hands up!
[Ricky pulls out his pistol and fires it at Cory, sending the cashier diving for cover and triggering a shootout. Trevor fires his shotgun, while Bubbles fires his Uzi]
Holy fuckin' Jesus! What the fuck have they doing?
[Trevor continues to fire his shotgun and Cory is firing his pistol]
Put your gun down! It's us! It's us!
Julian!
Stop shooting, you dicks!
What the fuck's going on here?! I just came here for smokes! What the hell's going on?!
Sorry, dude, man, we didn't know.
[to Julian] You're stupid, [to Cory and Trevor] you're stupid, [to Bubbles] you're a fuckin' idiot.
The fuckin' gun's broke! It's broken!
You could've killed me over there! The fuck?!
Ricky, shut up! [points to the surveillance camera] Ricky!
Oh, for fuck sakes! [shoots the surveillance camera]
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