Trevor quotes from Tracey Takes On...

I didn't tell anyone, cause they think I was daft, you know? But I know what I saw! Then again I was doing a lot of ecstasy in those days.

When I was a child me favor movie was Pinocchio. Oh, and I loved Jiminy Cricket. What child didn't dream of having a single adult male in a top hat and cane living with him? It was ruin for me when I saw the adult gay porn video in 1986 called Pincockio.I know, ain't it awful? Suffice to say it wasn't his nose that grew when he told lies.

Alright, here we go. Make a woman out of me, okay. Fertilize me!

Oh, Leanne, love. You’re not a plowed field.

I’m sorry, I’m babbling here, I’m so nervous. I’m just so nervous about what’s going to happen.

I’m just so afraid that it will.

Okay, don’t worry. Here we go. What’s it you Brits all say? Just close your eyes and think of England!

Right. I might be better off thinking of Antonio Banderas.

You know the funny thing is I always hated dancing, especially at school. Those awful end of term discos, the sixth form gyrating about to Gerry and the Pacemakers.

Hey, that dates you. They're probably all wearing pacemakers now.

Anyway, Johnny and Marigold, my teachers, they say that I have some sort of natural bent.

I'm not going to comment on that.

Thank you.