Chic quotes from Tracey Takes On...

You think rubbers are romantic? They're big pain in the ass. I have to have my rubbers custom-made at the Big and Tall shop.

Show me your tits!

All the time I'm hearing about the same-sex marriages. Should it be legal? Shouldn't it be legal? Who the fuck cares? What difference does it make? Gay or straight? When you get married, you have the same sex for the rest of your life! It's not natural, my friend.

Hey, I remember you. When I first come to this country, and I learn the alphabet, I always think of your tit to remember the L.

[Chuckles] Thank you. Glad to be a help.