Kay quotes from Tracey Takes On...

Things changing all the time does affect you. I remember a time when there was only one flavor high fiber Metamucil!

Joey learned to imitate me, and one day when I was out, he flew into mother's room and kept saying, "Time for your medication, dear! Time for your medication, dear!" Mother took sixteen doses of her diuretic. So Joey had to go - and so did mother. She lost twenty-two pounds in nine minutes!

Listen, lady. When you look at me, do you see somebody who's had it easy? While you were sitting here in your air-conditioned life, I was seeing things that people only see in their nightmares -- blood and guts spilled all over, and body parts scattered all around like confetti.

You've been into Mother's room, haven't you?

I'm talking about Nam!

You've got great breasts, Kay!

[Embarrassed] Oh, please, Gloria!

No, really. It’s just, you're not making the most of them. You need to show them off.

Oh, I'm not sure that I do. Mother always said that if God intended for breasts to be seen, he wouldn't have invented large woolen pullovers, you see.

I think you need a wonder bra. I wouldn’t go anywhere without mine!

Oh, yes, they’re very striking, Deborah, but mine are very happy being out of the limelight. They're rather shy, like bats, just hanging there quietly in the dark.

What size are you?

I’m not sure.

I think she’s a 38 D.

Yeah.

I think one of them might be.

Oh! Very good, daddy!

Fred Astaire taught me that, and I taught him how to open beer bottles with his teeth.

By the way I'm Titus.

Tight ass?

Titus.

I need something on a fairly regular basis, and if you could provide it there could be some sort of commission involved.

Oh, yeah?

It's grass, you see?

I don't do yard work anymore. My back, it's messed up.

No, um, it's weed, pot, hemp, Mary Jane.

Woah, Kay. You're not on that stuff, huh?

Oh, no, no, no, no! It's not for me, it's for mother!

Oh, you're mother. [Laughs] She's still alive?!

Yes, oh, yes, soldiering on.

Yeah, I remember when I met her, boy, I thought I walked into one of the pod people.

Do you have a dependency problem?

Is it that obvious?

[Gasps] What is it, dear? What is it? What's it Mary Jane, horse, toot, crap?

I had almost given up hope of ever finding anyone who might understand me. You know, somebody who wouldn't mind the occasional filthy hose accidentally left in the tub.

Oh, Gil, it's like you're reading aloud from my diary, it's...