Chef Hatchet quotes from Total DramaRama

Chef Hatchet

CANCELLED?

Good job General, Did you find my coin in her pocket!

Nope! Just this card MacArthur plumbing!

Chef Hatchet

That's the plumber I called!

Uh whoops!

Get your own pants of the toilet Chief, Unbelievable!

Wait, but then what happened to my coin! Mom! What are you doing here?

Courtney! I hope I'm not too late, you forgot you coin for your presentation!

My Coin! Was at home?

You didn't want to leave it here in chase of robbers, remember?

Right! (laugh) I, I feel like this is partially my fault.

Oh, I'd say more than partially!

Hey hey, wait come on it was just a misunderstanding! Please! Mom!

Oh, sorry dear! Don't worry! Welcome visit!

Well, I hope you kids learned a lesson.

Izzy

Yep and sorry General, I promise we will never call you for anything this silly, ever again.

Duncan

That looks like, amazing, good for Bridgette!

Owen

Hey, what do you mean good for Bridgette, that sounds like an Owen line! Fine, then I'm gonna go find some fireworks.

Well, If Owen gets to play with fireworks then, I'm gonna eat all his chili cheese chips!

Wait, Beth loves chili cheese chips! Oh, but I guess I can finally start working on this booger! That's been driving me nuts all year!

Izzy

Guys stop it! You know the rules about keeping our characters distinct!

Oh, so now Izzy is the rule police, This show is off the rails, Where's Chef, Somebody had to put a stop to this!

Chef Hatchet

I just blew up my own car! [laughing]

Ugh, worst ending ever.