Owen quotes from Total DramaRama

Owen

What is that?

Owen

Which one!s your’s?

Owen

Who brings a scorpion to school?!

Owen

I did it, Noah! I finally did it!

Owen

There goes my last chance! I'll never taste the sweet waxy yumminess of a fudgy lump again!

Owen

She loves it!

Owen

There’s gonna be a 1:45 button in here somewhere!

Owen

[first lines] Guys! Guys! Guys? Guess what?! [gets hit a wall]

[comes out of the playhouse] What?

Owen

I finally won at "Toy Crane Prize Surprise!"

[singing] Toy Crane Prize Surprise!

These are really tasty cookies. And I'm trying to put my finger on that secret ingredient. Secret, secret, secret, secret. Why do I keep saying the word secret? Secret, secret, secret, secret.

Owen

[screams] The secret ingredient is my spit!

Oh! That's really gross! [leaves]

Noah

No-no-no, no, no, no! Mr. Bankman, wait! [sighs, defeated]

Owen

I'm sorry, Noah. That was our dream and I blew it.

Noah

Aw, that's okay, buddy. I shouldn't have tried to make you keep a secret like that anyway.

Owen

And I shouldn't sold other cookies to other people that I already licked. Oh well, no real harm dome.

[angrily] Ahem! You two are gonna pay for making us eat spit!

Noah

C-c-c can I just say one thing in our defense?

What?

Noah

RUN!

Get 'em!

Now- It's dangerous! [the snake comes in]

Aaaaaaaaah!

Pull him up for now.

Uh…

Owen

Hold on. Quicksand and snakes? I remember how to survive this trap! Max doesn’t every Thanksgiving all I need to find the tail! [finds the tail, then grabs it then swings it like a lasso onto Cody]

Cody

[singing] Happy Birthday to me- [has a snake landed on his head] AAAAAAAH!! GIANT WORM!!

Owen

[As Cody screams and pulls the snake on his head.] Quick! Hold hands! [Harold, Beth and Duncan hold hands to each other and they get pulled by the snake and crashes to the ground]

Duncan

Woah, nice one, Owen.

I’m sending you all good luck.

Duncan

Good luck with what?

My surviving the hungry squirrels, of course!

Duncan

Quick, down the slide! [Beth screams to follow Duncan]

Owen

The slide? [gasps] No wait! It's a trap! [goes down the slide passing through the three kids] Pardon me. Excuse me. Max trap... [stops by the trap with three kids except for Beth] MAX TRAP! [screams]

Owen

[got his shirt in the wood chipper] Man, that was close...

Duncan

Thanks, Owen.

Yeah! and how do you know there was a wood chipper at the bottom of the slide?

Owen

It's a Classic Max trap, every Christmas he doesn’t

Duncan

This isn't real toxic waste is it?

[comes out of the pool] Oh, it's very real.

and... BEGIN!

Owen

Come on, guys it's easy. Eyes forward, don't look down, I do this one every labour day.

You’ve beaten my Test of Toxic Troubles!

Owen

So I won? Oh, please say yes, I don’t want my friend to get hurt.

You won nothing, the winner isn’t the one who crosses the line first, is the one who survives! These trials who’ll continue until only one of you remain standing. If you want to win, just kick the plank off, do it, cousin.

Owen

I won’t do it,I won’t hurt my friends! International cousins day or not.

Fine, I’ll do it! [kicks the plank off for the three kids, then the plank falls into the pool.] There, it’s over with- [Owen pulls up the kids] Owen, never sees to disappoint.

Duncan

That looks like, amazing, good for Bridgette!

Owen

Hey, what do you mean good for Bridgette, that sounds like an Owen line! Fine, then I'm gonna go find some fireworks.

Well, If Owen gets to play with fireworks then, I'm gonna eat all his chili cheese chips!

Wait, Beth loves chili cheese chips! Oh, but I guess I can finally start working on this booger! That's been driving me nuts all year!

Izzy

Guys stop it! You know the rules about keeping our characters distinct!

Oh, so now Izzy is the rule police, This show is off the rails, Where's Chef, Somebody had to put a stop to this!

Chef Hatchet

I just blew up my own car! [laughing]

Ugh, worst ending ever.