Beth quotes from Total DramaRama

No one out fake injuries me!

(with Leshawna) More like 'No Fair!' Day!

Wait- where’s my couch?! No, no, no, no, no! It can’ be gone! [goes to Bridgette] Have you seen it?

Uh-uh.

[goes to Beth] Have you?

Nope, absolutely not.

I need that couch or I can’t do my show and tell. It has to be perfect!

These are really tasty cookies. And I'm trying to put my finger on that secret ingredient. Secret, secret, secret, secret. Why do I keep saying the word secret? Secret, secret, secret, secret.

Owen

[screams] The secret ingredient is my spit!

Oh! That's really gross! [leaves]

Noah

No-no-no, no, no, no! Mr. Bankman, wait! [sighs, defeated]

Owen

I'm sorry, Noah. That was our dream and I blew it.

Noah

Aw, that's okay, buddy. I shouldn't have tried to make you keep a secret like that anyway.

Owen

And I shouldn't sold other cookies to other people that I already licked. Oh well, no real harm dome.

[angrily] Ahem! You two are gonna pay for making us eat spit!

Noah

C-c-c can I just say one thing in our defense?

What?

Noah

RUN!

Get 'em!

Now- It's dangerous! [the snake comes in]

Aaaaaaaaah!

Pull him up for now.

Uh…

Owen

Hold on. Quicksand and snakes? I remember how to survive this trap! Max doesn’t every Thanksgiving all I need to find the tail! [finds the tail, then grabs it then swings it like a lasso onto Cody]

Cody

[singing] Happy Birthday to me- [has a snake landed on his head] AAAAAAAH!! GIANT WORM!!

Owen

[As Cody screams and pulls the snake on his head.] Quick! Hold hands! [Harold, Beth and Duncan hold hands to each other and they get pulled by the snake and crashes to the ground]

Duncan

Woah, nice one, Owen.

Duncan

That looks like, amazing, good for Bridgette!

Owen

Hey, what do you mean good for Bridgette, that sounds like an Owen line! Fine, then I'm gonna go find some fireworks.

Well, If Owen gets to play with fireworks then, I'm gonna eat all his chili cheese chips!

Wait, Beth loves chili cheese chips! Oh, but I guess I can finally start working on this booger! That's been driving me nuts all year!

Izzy

Guys stop it! You know the rules about keeping our characters distinct!

Oh, so now Izzy is the rule police, This show is off the rails, Where's Chef, Somebody had to put a stop to this!

Chef Hatchet

I just blew up my own car! [laughing]

Ugh, worst ending ever.