Max quotes from Total DramaRama

That’s cheating!

Of course.

Now- It's dangerous! [the snake comes in]

Aaaaaaaaah!

Pull him up for now.

Uh…

Owen

Hold on. Quicksand and snakes? I remember how to survive this trap! Max doesn’t every Thanksgiving all I need to find the tail! [finds the tail, then grabs it then swings it like a lasso onto Cody]

Cody

[singing] Happy Birthday to me- [has a snake landed on his head] AAAAAAAH!! GIANT WORM!!

Owen

[As Cody screams and pulls the snake on his head.] Quick! Hold hands! [Harold, Beth and Duncan hold hands to each other and they get pulled by the snake and crashes to the ground]

Duncan

Woah, nice one, Owen.

I’m sending you all good luck.

Duncan

Good luck with what?

My surviving the hungry squirrels, of course!

Duncan

Quick, down the slide! [Beth screams to follow Duncan]

Owen

The slide? [gasps] No wait! It's a trap! [goes down the slide passing through the three kids] Pardon me. Excuse me. Max trap... [stops by the trap with three kids except for Beth] MAX TRAP! [screams]

Duncan

This isn't real toxic waste is it?

[comes out of the pool] Oh, it's very real.

and... BEGIN!

Owen

Come on, guys it's easy. Eyes forward, don't look down, I do this one every labour day.

You’ve beaten my Test of Toxic Troubles!

Owen

So I won? Oh, please say yes, I don’t want my friend to get hurt.

You won nothing, the winner isn’t the one who crosses the line first, is the one who survives! These trials who’ll continue until only one of you remain standing. If you want to win, just kick the plank off, do it, cousin.

Owen

I won’t do it,I won’t hurt my friends! International cousins day or not.

Fine, I’ll do it! [kicks the plank off for the three kids, then the plank falls into the pool.] There, it’s over with- [Owen pulls up the kids] Owen, never sees to disappoint.