Courtney quotes from Total DramaRama

Save it for your own Show & Tell, Cody!

Hey, if the robber didn't wanna be maimed in a convoluted trap built by preschoolers, then maybe she shouldn't be stealing coins.

Now you all have squirrel brains! [pants] This is really gonna change things!

Owen

[first lines] Guys! Guys! Guys? Guess what?! [gets hit a wall]

[comes out of the playhouse] What?

Owen

I finally won at "Toy Crane Prize Surprise!"

[singing] Toy Crane Prize Surprise!

Our stop's next. Then it's back to the daycare, And-

Duncan

Sorry Courtney, I've gotten a taste of freedom now, and I'm not going back to the dayca- [Courtney handcuffs Duncan] Seriously? Oh come on!

If you escape from daycare on your own, I am fine with that, but I'm not letting you do it on my watch.

Duncan

What if I refuse to move? Then how would- [Courtney drags him out of the train]

[unhandcuffs Duncan] And now that your safely back inside, You're free to try to escape.

Duncan

Yeah, thanks.

Yep. You're the only one here today.

I tried to tell the other kids, you don't get the ice cream until after you get through two days of violent vomiting and diarrhea, but they hung up on me. Whatcha got there?

Uh, the new Child Educators' Calendar just came out. I think I overdid it a little.

[pounding on the door] Made it. I have perfect attendance. Let me in! I'm not sick. See? I'm totally fine. [pukes and coughs] Just put a little tick on the sheet?

Duncan

[at home being sick] Worst... [pukes] plan... [pukes] ever! [pukes]

Wait- where’s my couch?! No, no, no, no, no! It can’ be gone! [goes to Bridgette] Have you seen it?

Uh-uh.

[goes to Beth] Have you?

Nope, absolutely not.

I need that couch or I can’t do my show and tell. It has to be perfect!

My watch!

My couch!

Good job General, Did you find my coin in her pocket!

Nope! Just this card MacArthur plumbing!

Chef Hatchet

That's the plumber I called!

Uh whoops!

Get your own pants of the toilet Chief, Unbelievable!

Wait, but then what happened to my coin! Mom! What are you doing here?

Courtney! I hope I'm not too late, you forgot you coin for your presentation!

My Coin! Was at home?

You didn't want to leave it here in chase of robbers, remember?

Right! (laugh) I, I feel like this is partially my fault.

Oh, I'd say more than partially!

Hey hey, wait come on it was just a misunderstanding! Please! Mom!

Oh, sorry dear! Don't worry! Welcome visit!

Well, I hope you kids learned a lesson.

Izzy

Yep and sorry General, I promise we will never call you for anything this silly, ever again.

Duncan

That looks like, amazing, good for Bridgette!

Owen

Hey, what do you mean good for Bridgette, that sounds like an Owen line! Fine, then I'm gonna go find some fireworks.

Well, If Owen gets to play with fireworks then, I'm gonna eat all his chili cheese chips!

Wait, Beth loves chili cheese chips! Oh, but I guess I can finally start working on this booger! That's been driving me nuts all year!

Izzy

Guys stop it! You know the rules about keeping our characters distinct!

Oh, so now Izzy is the rule police, This show is off the rails, Where's Chef, Somebody had to put a stop to this!

Chef Hatchet

I just blew up my own car! [laughing]

Ugh, worst ending ever.