Leshawna quotes from Total DramaRama

Ah! My fancy family photo is ruined! Look at me, my hair is a disgusting blob of peanut butter, ice cream, lemon juice, and tape!

Hey, guys, what's up?

Brah, you're missing Giggle Dough Day. Owen ate his. It was awesome.

How are you doing? Are you okay?

Girl, I've been staying up late, rocking my PJs all day, and I just binge watched Power Kitten Ninja Dance Force.

Dude, she just described my perfect day. Being sick kinda rocks.

Duncan

No kidding!

And, my mom stayed home from work to take care of me. Watch this. Hey, mama! Where's my ice cream! [claps]

Duncan

You get to eat ice cream too?!

All you can eat, baby! That is, after you get through all the--

Duncan

Great! Talk soon! Bye bye! Guys, I have the best plan ever. Emergency meeting in the castle, stat!

Yep. You're the only one here today.

I tried to tell the other kids, you don't get the ice cream until after you get through two days of violent vomiting and diarrhea, but they hung up on me. Whatcha got there?

Uh, the new Child Educators' Calendar just came out. I think I overdid it a little.

[pounding on the door] Made it. I have perfect attendance. Let me in! I'm not sick. See? I'm totally fine. [pukes and coughs] Just put a little tick on the sheet?

Duncan

[at home being sick] Worst... [pukes] plan... [pukes] ever! [pukes]

These are really tasty cookies. And I'm trying to put my finger on that secret ingredient. Secret, secret, secret, secret. Why do I keep saying the word secret? Secret, secret, secret, secret.

Owen

[screams] The secret ingredient is my spit!

Oh! That's really gross! [leaves]

Noah

No-no-no, no, no, no! Mr. Bankman, wait! [sighs, defeated]

Owen

I'm sorry, Noah. That was our dream and I blew it.

Noah

Aw, that's okay, buddy. I shouldn't have tried to make you keep a secret like that anyway.

Owen

And I shouldn't sold other cookies to other people that I already licked. Oh well, no real harm dome.

[angrily] Ahem! You two are gonna pay for making us eat spit!

Noah

C-c-c can I just say one thing in our defense?

What?

Noah

RUN!

Get 'em!

(to Beth) I'm still here.

Gwen

(while holding a chainsaw) I'll get the hand sanitizer and tissues.