Duncan quotes from Total DramaRama

Duncan

That was awesome!

Duncan

Amateurs!

Our stop's next. Then it's back to the daycare, And-

Duncan

Sorry Courtney, I've gotten a taste of freedom now, and I'm not going back to the dayca- [Courtney handcuffs Duncan] Seriously? Oh come on!

If you escape from daycare on your own, I am fine with that, but I'm not letting you do it on my watch.

Duncan

What if I refuse to move? Then how would- [Courtney drags him out of the train]

[unhandcuffs Duncan] And now that your safely back inside, You're free to try to escape.

Duncan

Yeah, thanks.

Hey, guys, what's up?

Brah, you're missing Giggle Dough Day. Owen ate his. It was awesome.

How are you doing? Are you okay?

Girl, I've been staying up late, rocking my PJs all day, and I just binge watched Power Kitten Ninja Dance Force.

Dude, she just described my perfect day. Being sick kinda rocks.

Duncan

No kidding!

And, my mom stayed home from work to take care of me. Watch this. Hey, mama! Where's my ice cream! [claps]

Duncan

You get to eat ice cream too?!

All you can eat, baby! That is, after you get through all the--

Duncan

Great! Talk soon! Bye bye! Guys, I have the best plan ever. Emergency meeting in the castle, stat!

Yep. You're the only one here today.

I tried to tell the other kids, you don't get the ice cream until after you get through two days of violent vomiting and diarrhea, but they hung up on me. Whatcha got there?

Uh, the new Child Educators' Calendar just came out. I think I overdid it a little.

[pounding on the door] Made it. I have perfect attendance. Let me in! I'm not sick. See? I'm totally fine. [pukes and coughs] Just put a little tick on the sheet?

Duncan

[at home being sick] Worst... [pukes] plan... [pukes] ever! [pukes]

Cody

Are you done yet, Duncan? We should probably get back with the class.

Duncan

We’re not going back, it’s [opens the door with a mummy disguise on his head while waving his arms] scare time!

Cody

[gets scared by Duncan who is dressed like a mummy] Aah!

Duncan

Hahahaha. Don’t worry- [Cody slams the door]

Cody

[runs, while slamming Duncan on the door] Mummy!

Duncan

Cody! Stop! It’s me! [smashes through the door] Oh…!

Cody

Duncan? It’s you. Why are you dressed like a mummy?

Duncan

Because we are dressing up as a mummy to scare Courtney.

Cody

But that’s mean.

Duncan

Here you go. [gives a hotdog to a mummy as he eats one.] Well, i guess we're good. Oh, man, I've got mustard on my sneakers.

Izzy

Here, wipe it up with this. [yanks a bandage for the mummy to die.]

Duncan

Oops. Let's get out of here!

Now- It's dangerous! [the snake comes in]

Aaaaaaaaah!

Pull him up for now.

Uh…

Owen

Hold on. Quicksand and snakes? I remember how to survive this trap! Max doesn’t every Thanksgiving all I need to find the tail! [finds the tail, then grabs it then swings it like a lasso onto Cody]

Cody

[singing] Happy Birthday to me- [has a snake landed on his head] AAAAAAAH!! GIANT WORM!!

Owen

[As Cody screams and pulls the snake on his head.] Quick! Hold hands! [Harold, Beth and Duncan hold hands to each other and they get pulled by the snake and crashes to the ground]

Duncan

Woah, nice one, Owen.

I’m sending you all good luck.

Duncan

Good luck with what?

My surviving the hungry squirrels, of course!

Duncan

Quick, down the slide! [Beth screams to follow Duncan]

Owen

The slide? [gasps] No wait! It's a trap! [goes down the slide passing through the three kids] Pardon me. Excuse me. Max trap... [stops by the trap with three kids except for Beth] MAX TRAP! [screams]

Owen

[got his shirt in the wood chipper] Man, that was close...

Duncan

Thanks, Owen.

Yeah! and how do you know there was a wood chipper at the bottom of the slide?

Owen

It's a Classic Max trap, every Christmas he doesn’t

Duncan

This isn't real toxic waste is it?

[comes out of the pool] Oh, it's very real.

and... BEGIN!

Owen

Come on, guys it's easy. Eyes forward, don't look down, I do this one every labour day.

You’ve beaten my Test of Toxic Troubles!

Owen

So I won? Oh, please say yes, I don’t want my friend to get hurt.

You won nothing, the winner isn’t the one who crosses the line first, is the one who survives! These trials who’ll continue until only one of you remain standing. If you want to win, just kick the plank off, do it, cousin.

Owen

I won’t do it,I won’t hurt my friends! International cousins day or not.

Fine, I’ll do it! [kicks the plank off for the three kids, then the plank falls into the pool.] There, it’s over with- [Owen pulls up the kids] Owen, never sees to disappoint.

Duncan

That looks like, amazing, good for Bridgette!

Owen

Hey, what do you mean good for Bridgette, that sounds like an Owen line! Fine, then I'm gonna go find some fireworks.

Well, If Owen gets to play with fireworks then, I'm gonna eat all his chili cheese chips!

Wait, Beth loves chili cheese chips! Oh, but I guess I can finally start working on this booger! That's been driving me nuts all year!

Izzy

Guys stop it! You know the rules about keeping our characters distinct!

Oh, so now Izzy is the rule police, This show is off the rails, Where's Chef, Somebody had to put a stop to this!

Chef Hatchet

I just blew up my own car! [laughing]

Ugh, worst ending ever.