'Just us. In this room. As long as it takes.' Terrifying.
Really?
[nods] Absolutely. Shivers down my spine.
You don't look scared.
Well, it passed.
[Jack grunts in mock frustration]
“Sleeper” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Ianto Jones (9), Jack Harkness (4), Owen Harper (3), Gwen Cooper (2), Tosh (2), Toshiko Sato (2)
We don't sniff the sub-etheric resonator!
You said we weren't allowed to use that again.
It's just a mind probe.
Remember what happened last time you used it?
That was different. And that species has extremely high blood pressure.
Oh, right, their heads must explode all the time.
[Gwen looks up, wide-eyed in shock]
Jack, you can't do this. What if you're wrong? If she is human, it'll kill her.
I'm not wrong. We have to find out what she is.
Take it easy, Jack. Stop at the first sign of trouble.
Or at the first sign of explodiinggg. [grimaces and mimes a seizure].
[Snaps and points at Ianto] Hey!
BBeth
Will it hurt?
Yeah.
BBeth
Your bedside manners are rubbish.
You should see his manners in bed. They're atrocious, apparently, so I've heard.
Oh they are. I remember this one time...
[Jack clears his throat]
She knows more about this place than I do. [Slams fist] Nobody knows more than I do!
TTosh
No I can't just hook something up! The entire telephone network is down!
What about a mobile connection?
TTosh
[annoyed] The entire. Telephone. Network. Is down!
Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken. [mimics telephone] Hello? Anyone there? [normal] No, 'cause the phones aren't working!
How'd you know that?
I know everything! And it says so on the bottom of the screen.
Have faith, with a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail?
He is dashing, you have to give him that.
And what if they can't stop it?
TTosh
They'll stop it.
Yeah, but if they can't?
Then it's...all over.
[after a pause] Let's all have sex.
[deadpan] And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse.
[hacking into a military database] Come on, guys, that wasn't even difficult. You disappoint me.
It's almost obscene what you do to security systems.
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