Well thanks. Thank you very much.
Mayor: But the shows over.
Well I've been thinking about this and it's just really doesn't make sense for your saxman to play at Lou's grand opening. I mean we'd actually like someone to sing about Lou's waterbeds and promotional offers. Your guy's mouth will be tied up due to tooting on his horn.
Huh Well I mean ahh. Let me just throw this out at ya. I mean I could if I get some brochures together, educate myself on waterbeds maybe I could write some lyrics for saxman and uh you know I could sing 'em.
Mmmmmm mmm mmm mmm. You know I love the sound of your singing voice Tom.
Oh geez Saxman, you scared me. Oh man what um why aren't you outside in your pup tent?
Oh it's so cold out there brother. It's frosty.
Wait a minute Saxman, what's that on your legs there?
I found these tiny pants in this totally fun room.
Those are Brendin's Saxman. My son's that's my step-son's room your fiddling around in.
Whoa whoa man, dude. Chill out, where's the anger coming from?
Is this the way you treat a partner?
Just really stressed out, got our concert tomorrow and and you know. I'm not exactly getting the luck of the draw with these lyrics here.
I have just the thing to calm you down my brother. (He pushes Tom down into the bed with his foot) Yeah get all snuggled down there.
Saxman.. h-hold on a second-
Shhhhh. Let my sax notes massage your soul brother. (he plays his Soprano Sax in Tom's face, a colorful sleeping gas billows out) Sleep baby.. sleep.
See, you're a half step off on the half off. (laughs)
Yeah you're probably right. Uh, let me just make a note of that here. Ah, shoot I'm working on the bass cleft here. You know what Saxman? Let's take five. Um, there's actually something I wanted to get off my chest since this morning. Did you and your friends happen come in the house and have some kind of jazz jam last night?
What in how? No I slept like a baby right out there in my pup tent.
Uh, that's weird. Just, uh, it's nothing.. There's just..there's some piles of BM in my bedroom and just uhh, something I don't know. You know what? Forget it. Let's take it from the top. 2,3,4. If we don't ask for your customer code...
Cut cuuuut. It's not working man. It's just not working.
Aww, we'll get there, come on. You know we just need to rhyme some of these words. I haven't (sighs) Let's see what rhymes with consumer price rebate.
No no. It's not that your rhyming like diamond. It's just that, my lips are all chapped. I need to wet 'em up. Darn!
Well the best way is to kiss something for a while, you know. Just to moisten up my lips.
Oh Tom, I wouldn't ask you if I knew another way, but you know we're burning studio time here.
Oh I see your sayin'. You wanna ..wanna kiss me?
Well it's not so much that I want to but it's my chops, you know they need to touch another man's lips to bring them back to life.
Oh, alright. I guess a kiss on the mouth between friends can't hurt. (Tom and Saxman ease in slowly for a kiss)
BBrindon
My step dad, and some man in our kitchen.
Tom, it's me. Where the heck are you?
Uhhh I'm at home, I..I got grounded.
Ooo that sucks. I wish you could have seen The Saxman he was great.
Mayor: haha
I didn't know if he was going to make it.
He sold about...eight or nine cd's. I mean he made a huge profit out of the show.
Oh..well we're not really working together anymore. Joy doesn't really want me, you know, hanging around with him, so.
Well that's a bummer. How long are going to be grounded for?
Uh..uh probably a couple of weeks.
Hows the..hows the grand opening. Everything.
Yeah it was great Gimball Twins are playing now.
Oh, uhh no I wish I could see them. I love the Gimball Twins.
So umm. Well I should probably get off the phone.
Mayor: Can you use the internet?
Mayor: Mmm, alright well.
Uh, first off, it's Tom Peters here, and I'm.. I'm sorry did you say you had access to my medical records?
Of course he does Tom, Michael is a medical doctor. He's also the official rep for Provo-C.
Uh, I'm just not sure what, you know, what that is.
