Half off.
Right. Maybe you-
Half off..
can do a C sharp
See, you're a half step off on the half off. (laughs)
Just trying to-
Half off.
Yeah you're probably right. Uh, let me just make a note of that here. Ah, shoot I'm working on the bass cleft here. You know what Saxman? Let's take five. Um, there's actually something I wanted to get off my chest since this morning. Did you and your friends happen come in the house and have some kind of jazz jam last night?
What in how? No I slept like a baby right out there in my pup tent.
Uh, that's weird. Just, uh, it's nothing.. There's just..there's some piles of BM in my bedroom and just uhh, something I don't know. You know what? Forget it. Let's take it from the top. 2,3,4. If we don't ask for your customer code...
Cut cuuuut. It's not working man. It's just not working.
Aww, we'll get there, come on. You know we just need to rhyme some of these words. I haven't (sighs) Let's see what rhymes with consumer price rebate.
No no. It's not that your rhyming like diamond. It's just that, my lips are all chapped. I need to wet 'em up. Darn!
What is it?
Well the best way is to kiss something for a while, you know. Just to moisten up my lips.
Ooh..kay..?
Oh Tom, I wouldn't ask you if I knew another way, but you know we're burning studio time here.
Oh I see your sayin'. You wanna ..wanna kiss me?
Well it's not so much that I want to but it's my chops, you know they need to touch another man's lips to bring them back to life.
Oh, alright. I guess a kiss on the mouth between friends can't hurt. (Tom and Saxman ease in slowly for a kiss)
Ahhhh!!
Joy! You're back!
My step dad, and some man in our kitchen.
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