Tom quotes from Tom Goes to the Mayor

Tom

Too much tobacco and sexuality!

Tom

Great set man, cool really cool.

Tom

(sighs) Alright here we go again. Now Saxman just try and focus with me here. Action!

Tom

(In his bedroom, singing to himself) If we don't ask for you costum (clears throat) If we don't ask for your customer code your waterbed will be 10 percent off oooff ff.

Tom

Ok here we go. Alright let's take it from the top. 1,2,3,4 (singing) You're guaranteed to sleep. If we don't ask for you customer code, your second mattress is half-

Tom

Tom Peter's phone.

Tom

Hi, I'm Tom Peters and for years I've not been able to control my unpleaseant and embrassing CNE but thanks to taking Provolanaproxalidamine-C, five times per day. My sheets, my bed, and my wife are all dry again.

Tom

Ahhh would you just go to hell!

Tom

(crying in fetal position on the floor of The Mayor's office) I want my son back!

Tom

This is gonna be delicious are they, Friends?

Tom

Mayor.

Tom

No, i'm just...i'm just want of making a pajama pudding party.

Saxman

Well alright.

Tom

Uh Tom Peters here, umm I live around the area. Here bro umm I just want to tell you, your music's wonderful.

Saxman

Well thank you brother I think you're wonderful haha.

Tom

Hahaha

Saxman

Great man

Tom

Cool (Thinking In Head: I'd give my left thumb to be this guy's manager). Ah man you must be making a killing out here with these great tunes right bro?

Saxman

I'm a little bit done on my luck. To tell you the truth I..you know they kicked me out of house and home because of this damn waterbed galleria.

Tom

Uh what do you mean, you live here on the boardwalk?

Saxman

Yeah bro it's a real bummer.

Tom

Uh that doesn't sound fair.

Saxman

A waterbed doesn't anybody who wants a waterbed have one already, that's my take on it. Haha ahh damn.

Tom

Ahh well tell you what Saxman, I may have a quick fix uhh my wife is out of town right now visiting her ex-husband, eh shoots she really doesn't like me having men stay over.

Saxman

Oh boy

Saxman

Ah that is so sweet man that is so good of you.

Hahaha Oh baby I knew you were a waterbed man.

Mayor

I certainly am.

Tom

Oh I'm sorry, should've knocked.

Mayor

No it's fine Lou is just installing my new waterbed here.

Tom

Alright well, I'll just come on back here tomorrow.

Alright get your ass over here and take this bitch for a test drive.

Tom

Oops

Easy there. Ok. One two.

Tom

That's good thank you.

Mayor

It's just like an amusement park ride Tom.

Tom

Umm getting a little seasick here.

Hahah

Mayor

Ah that was fun. Thanks for stopping by.

Tom

Um I'm sorry. I actually have a problem I'd like to discuss.

Mayor

Great I love problems

Tom

Well um I'm managing a musician here and um he's actually being forced to evacuate because of Lou's Waterbed Galleria.

Mayor

(Sings) I'd like to hear that CD-R. (Spoken) Mmmm Tom you've got something special here.

Tom

He actually plays the windchism himself on that track.

Mayor

Oh boy. Listen to that melody.

Wow this is really awful guys.

Mayor

Lou you gotta be kidding me here. Uh this music is just beautiful. He's just gotta play at your waterbed grand opening.

Tom

Oh ah ok. It's not really what I had in mind but uh yeah I'm sure we'd be interested in playing live. Uh as long as Lou doesn't have problem with it.

Lou come on now tot da tot the saxophone. Honka honka the saxophone. Tip-aty tip-aty top saxophone a go honka honka I don't like it.

Mayor

I'm sorry Tom I just don't think Lou can visualize the power of the saxman with just a CD-R.

Tom

Hmm let me think, alright well this is just a brainstorm.

Mayor

Ok

Tom

But ahh what if I directed a video of the saxman that way we could show.

Mayor

Mmmmmmm Mm Mmm (Whispers) I love it.

Saxman

Ahh cut. Cuuuut!

Tom

Wha..what's wrong now Saxman?

Saxman

Well I'm just used to playing with my shirt off you know. The shirt is just confining, I just have such wind when I when I blow that I need to. Can I. Bust out.

Tom

Yeah I guess. Let's get some shirtless takes haha. Let's roll again.

Saxman

Roll again.

Tom

Back to one.

Saxman

Ok....Cut cut cut cut.

Tom

Ahhh what is it now Saxman?

Saxman

I just feel uncomfortable.

Tom

Why?

Saxman

Well I think it's that I'm the only one with my shirt off now and that puts me totally out of balance with the flow and vibe of the mood and I'm trying to bring it, you see and it's not being brought.

Tom

Ahhh.

Saxman

Would you take your shirt off to. Just to keep me company.

Tom

Uhh ok. (Tom removes his shirt)

Saxman

Great.