Mayor quotes from Tom Goes to the Mayor

Mayor

My sweet chip chips.

Mayor

Tom, it's Pipe Camp, live a little!

Mayor

I think I liked you better dead Jeffy

Mayor

Wow Lou, I gotta tell you this is just one heck of a.

Mayor

It's what we like to call Irritable Semen Syndrome. That would explain the burning and the rash.

Mayor

Security, there's a baboon in my office.

Hahaha Oh baby I knew you were a waterbed man.

Mayor

I certainly am.

Tom

Oh I'm sorry, should've knocked.

Mayor

No it's fine Lou is just installing my new waterbed here.

Tom

Alright well, I'll just come on back here tomorrow.

Alright get your ass over here and take this bitch for a test drive.

Tom

Oops

Easy there. Ok. One two.

Tom

That's good thank you.

Mayor

It's just like an amusement park ride Tom.

Tom

Umm getting a little seasick here.

Hahah

Mayor

Ah that was fun. Thanks for stopping by.

Tom

Um I'm sorry. I actually have a problem I'd like to discuss.

Mayor

Great I love problems

Tom

Well um I'm managing a musician here and um he's actually being forced to evacuate because of Lou's Waterbed Galleria.

Mayor

(Sings) I'd like to hear that CD-R. (Spoken) Mmmm Tom you've got something special here.

Tom

He actually plays the windchism himself on that track.

Mayor

Oh boy. Listen to that melody.

Wow this is really awful guys.

Mayor

Lou you gotta be kidding me here. Uh this music is just beautiful. He's just gotta play at your waterbed grand opening.

Tom

Oh ah ok. It's not really what I had in mind but uh yeah I'm sure we'd be interested in playing live. Uh as long as Lou doesn't have problem with it.

Lou come on now tot da tot the saxophone. Honka honka the saxophone. Tip-aty tip-aty top saxophone a go honka honka I don't like it.

Mayor

I'm sorry Tom I just don't think Lou can visualize the power of the saxman with just a CD-R.

Tom

Hmm let me think, alright well this is just a brainstorm.

Mayor

Ok

Tom

But ahh what if I directed a video of the saxman that way we could show.

Mayor

Mmmmmmm Mm Mmm (Whispers) I love it.

Tom

Well thanks. Thank you very much.

Tom

What!

Mayor

Well I've been thinking about this and it's just really doesn't make sense for your saxman to play at Lou's grand opening. I mean we'd actually like someone to sing about Lou's waterbeds and promotional offers. Your guy's mouth will be tied up due to tooting on his horn.

Tom

Huh Well I mean ahh. Let me just throw this out at ya. I mean I could if I get some brochures together, educate myself on waterbeds maybe I could write some lyrics for saxman and uh you know I could sing 'em.

Mayor

Mmmmmm mmm mmm mmm. You know I love the sound of your singing voice Tom.

Mayor

Tom, it's me. Where the heck are you?

Tom

Uhhh I'm at home, I..I got grounded.

Mayor

Ooo that sucks. I wish you could have seen The Saxman he was great.

Tom

Oh

Mayor

Yeah

Tom

He made it

Tom

I didn't know if he was going to make it.

Mayor

He sold about...eight or nine cd's. I mean he made a huge profit out of the show.

Tom

Oh..well we're not really working together anymore. Joy doesn't really want me, you know, hanging around with him, so.

Mayor

Well that's a bummer. How long are going to be grounded for?

Tom

Uh..uh probably a couple of weeks.

Mayor

Ehh

Tom

Hows the..hows the grand opening. Everything.

Mayor

Yeah it was great Gimball Twins are playing now.

Tom

Oh, uhh no I wish I could see them. I love the Gimball Twins.

Mayor

Yeah they're hilarious.

Tom

So umm. Well I should probably get off the phone.

Tom

No, not really,br>

Tom

I'll talk to you later.

Mayor

Ok you can call later.

Tom

bye.

Tom

Uh, first off, it's Tom Peters here, and I'm.. I'm sorry did you say you had access to my medical records?

Mayor

Of course he does Tom, Michael is a medical doctor. He's also the official rep for Provo-C.

Tom

Uh, I'm just not sure what, you know, what that is.