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Tom Goes to the Mayor · Season 1, Episode 15

Lou, Mayor and others in “Unfinished Business”

Lou

Hahaha Oh baby I knew you were a waterbed man.

Mayor

I certainly am.

Tom

Oh I'm sorry, should've knocked.

Mayor

No it's fine Lou is just installing my new waterbed here.

Tom

Alright well, I'll just come on back here tomorrow.

Lou

Alright get your ass over here and take this bitch for a test drive.

Tom

Oops

Lou

Easy there. Ok. One two.

Tom

That's good thank you.

Mayor

It's just like an amusement park ride Tom.

Tom

Umm getting a little seasick here.

Lou

Hahah

Mayor

Ah that was fun. Thanks for stopping by.

Tom

Um I'm sorry. I actually have a problem I'd like to discuss.

Mayor

Great I love problems

Tom

Well um I'm managing a musician here and um he's actually being forced to evacuate because of Lou's Waterbed Galleria.

Mayor

(Sings) I'd like to hear that CD-R. (Spoken) Mmmm Tom you've got something special here.

Tom

He actually plays the windchism himself on that track.

Mayor

Oh boy. Listen to that melody.

Lou

Wow this is really awful guys.

Mayor

Lou you gotta be kidding me here. Uh this music is just beautiful. He's just gotta play at your waterbed grand opening.

Tom

Oh ah ok. It's not really what I had in mind but uh yeah I'm sure we'd be interested in playing live. Uh as long as Lou doesn't have problem with it.

Lou

Lou come on now tot da tot the saxophone. Honka honka the saxophone. Tip-aty tip-aty top saxophone a go honka honka I don't like it.

Mayor

I'm sorry Tom I just don't think Lou can visualize the power of the saxman with just a CD-R.

Tom

Hmm let me think, alright well this is just a brainstorm.

Mayor

Ok

Tom

But ahh what if I directed a video of the saxman that way we could show.

Mayor

Mmmmmmm Mm Mmm (Whispers) I love it.

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