LLarry
Definitely no poke.
S2 E7Carol
"Hear that Carol? No one wants to do ya, you're a waste."
S2 E9Innernette
JGJeff Goldblum
(Advertising for the Jeffgoldbluman Group) It's a sizzler. Please watch.
MMolly
This is magnificent, James.
DCDavid Cross
(as James, creator of PussyDoodles): Why thank you, Molly.
MMolly
Love what you've done with the colors-
JCJames [covering Molly's mouth with his hand]
SHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell anyone. It's just my Pussy-Dooo'les.
"Wait a second Tim, what about all my e-worms and e-mail viruses?"
S2 E11Embarrassed
CVCinco Voiceover
If D'ump detects a Bear in the area, it just shuts down!
[Two young boys stare at their D'ump contraption for an estranged period of time. D'ump is entirely unresponsive.]
BBoy
DAD! BEAR!
EWEric Wareheim [pointing at a naked baby picture of Tim]
..Hey, Who's this?
THTim Heidecker [Blushing a bit]
Yeah, well that's my mom. So-
Yeah, but what's this. [Points at Tim's small wiener in the picture]
THTim Heidecker [Glowing Red]
...That's my Penis.
For one thing, Tim was an average sized man.
SBDr. Steve Brule
(inebriated) That's our Show! (pulls cloth off the table, spilling all of the wine)
S3 E4Rascals
You killed my RASCAL!
THTim Heidecker [Sobbing, turning away]
NO I DIDN'T!
S3 E6C.O.R.B.S.
TMTan Man
Me, me, I'm a tan man and a boatman.
S3 E7Jim and Derrick
JHJim Heckler
You've been bonged! Penis
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