Great. I've made the change. Your wife's new legal name is: TAARGÜS TAARGÜS. Is this okay?
S1 E7Abstinence
Great. We're sending her the following VHS tape. You've chosen: PIZZA BOY.
Excuse me! My wife can't get this in the mail...
S1 E8Anniversary
GSGrum [Singing]
I like crackers and snacks, crackers and snacks, crackers and snacks. I like crackers and snacks, crackers and snacks, crackers and snaaaacks.
S2 E2Vacation
EEric
You look like a man I could be a best friend with
TTim
It took a lotta guts
RRaz
Shells on the neck, shells on the wris
Now string 'em all up
Get the shells on the ankle
Underwater camera, disposable camera!
S2 E3Dad's Off
You're a great son, probably one of the best.
SSpagett
Spagett!
S2 E4Dolls
PSPalmer Scott
This is what I do,
This is what I do.
This is what I do, I sit on you.
S2 E6Forest
TGTairy Greene
Shhh... SHUT UP! It's time for snuggle...
S2 E7Carol
How many breakfasts did you have this morning?
CCarol
Just the one, sir.
Looks like you had about 4 or 5, lookin like a burrito this morning.
Lar, whaddya say, poke or no poke?
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