S1 E1Dads
AAnnouncer
And now, the only married news team in the tri-county area, Jan and Wayne Skylar! With Special news correspondent, Dr. Steve Brule.
Dr. Steve Brule: 'I'm not ready. I'm not ready yet.
JWJan and Wayne Skylar (singing)
Princess grew up little
WSWayne Skylar
Back to you Steve.
JSJan Skylar
Someone tell him we're live. Steve, back to you.
WSWayne Skylar
Steve Brule!
SBDr. Steve Brule
I'm sorry. Jan. I'm not ready. We don't have the fruit.
S1 E5Chunky
(Talking to Carol)
This is just the way I like it, man! Good enough for a poke, right?
S1 E6Slop
TTragg (played by Fred Willard)
Slop in the morning, slop in the evening, slop for supper time. Slop 'till ya' drop, kids!
Do you live in a hole or a boat?
Okay, I didn't get that. I think you chose BOAT. Is that right?
Okay. Let's move on. Is your BOAT a C-Class Licensed Boat or is your boat used for commercial fishing?
Okay. I think you've chosen COMMERCIAL FISHING. Now I'm going to need your boat's name.
Okay. I think you've said: TAARGÜS. Is this correct?
Just to make sure I've gotten all the information correct, I'm going to need to confirm a few more things.
Hello?? I need some help please....
You new name is: ERIC TAARGÜS. Is this correct?
Okay. I'll go ahead and make that change.
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